Tuesday, December 25, 2012

The Nonsensical Christmas Special

SWEET STORM OF OSTROVSKY LOOK AT THIS BAMF RIGHT HERE

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS


THAT'S PYOTR ILYICH GODDAMN TCHAIKOVSKY

AND HE IS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE


You thought you were happy celebrating Christmas?

WRONG.  TIME FOR TCHAIKOVSKYMAS.

Look at some of the things he's done:

Well, first off, he only wrote EVERY GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL MELODY EVER.

He wrote the love theme to EVERY MOVIE WITH A LOVE THEME, and then MADE IT SUPER BADASS.

He wrote a piano concerto that YOU CAN PLAY IN A GODDAMN STRAIGHTJACKET.

He wrote THE MOST PERFORMED PIECE OF CLASSICAL MUSIC OF ALL TIME... oh, and HE HATED IT.  IT WAS TOO MAINSTREAM.

I mean, can you REALLY stand up to someone SO GODDAMN MANLY?

Even DANIEL BARENBOIM IS FROZEN IN AWE AT HIS MAJESTY.

Get this.  He married this chick, then DUMPED HER ASS BECAUSE HE'S NOT INTO CHICKS.

YEP, HE IS MORE SUCCESSFUL AS A STRAIGHT GUY AND AS A GAY GUY THAN YOU.

How does that make any logical sense?  SCREW YOUR LOGIC TCHAIK HAS AN AWESOME BEARD.

So you know how the French lost to Russia in the war of 1812?  It's because they fought against Tchaikovsky's orchestra... WHICH HAD CANNONS IN IT.

You know how everyone dreams to play Carnegie Hall?  Tchaikovsky INAUGURATED THE GODDAMN THING.  FOR REAL.  WIKIPEDIA SAYS SO.

So you know how the Five didn't really like Tchaik that much.  That's because HE COULD TAKE THEM ALL ON AT ONCE, HE'S PYOTR GODDAMN TCHAIKOVSKY.

His last symphony ends with a super-triumphant third movement... WAIT NOPE THERE'S A FOURTH AND NOW YOU WANT TO CUT YOURSELF IT'S SO GODDAMN EMOTIONAL.

Other composers need to write transitions between their themes in sonata forms.  SCREW TRANSITIONS, ALL TCHAIKOVSKY NEEDS IS TWO BARS OF HORN.

So forget about Christmas...

...AND GET YO ASS READY FOR TCHAIKOVSKYMAS.








(...sorry guys, I have no idea why I thought this would be a good idea at all. XD Merry Tchaikovskymas!)

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Reflections on Loudness: Perspective of a Trumpet Player who Takes Dynamics Seriously

As a trumpet player, a lot of people know I'm a pretty chill guy.  I like to crack jokes in rehearsals, make fun of the usual trumpet stereotypes of "blastissimo," and generally get giddy when things are big and brassy and loud.  Sometimes, I begin to worry that people only recognize that side of me.  I'm also super-serious when it comes to music, and while I like to make jokes because I'm honestly having fun with the music, when shit needs to go down, I make sure that I, my section, and if need be, the entire ensemble is sounding its absolute best.  You don't see that side of me outside of rehearsal that often, but when it comes out, watch out, someone's not doing it right and gonna get told.

That being said, a lot of people I know would think "How can you be serious but also constantly want things to be louder?  That's like the key sign of an immature trumpet player."  Well, I've thought a lot about that, and I've come to the following conclusion:

Most music students don't actually understand how dynamics work

As a graduate-level trumpet student (and I've only allowed myself to refer to myself as such recently; I've been feeling a lot more comfortable with my playing ever since having a lesson with Yoda, and taking a day off to fly back to Hyrule), it's really important that I understand dynamics, since on one hand, I could bury the orchestra (save perhaps a few low brassers I know) if I wanted to, and on the other, being told to play louder is a matter of the greatest shame for a non-horn brass player.  Now, before I continue, I'm gonna protect myself here:  I stand by what I said above, most music students don't actually understand how dynamics work.  I have complete confidence in that statement.  I am, also, a music student.  Therefore, I'm going to give you my understanding of the topic, but I'll let you know that it could very well be subject to the music student clause above.  Odds are I might change my mind after a few more years of experience, and if this blog is still up and running, I'll do another post like this where we can laugh at how silly and immature I was back now.  I'm also not saying I get what I preach right every time.  I am, after all, still a student, and the difference between a student and professional can often be nothing more than consistency (though I still have a ways to go on way more fronts than that).  I just aim to follow this approach as closely as I can in my playing.

Now, I've heard a lot of advice on dynamic from different brass professors, and interestingly enough, my favourite advice has always come from horn players.  This is probably due to the fact that the horn points backwards, and therefore horn players need to play with more power relative to the rest of the brass section.   Brass students know that, if you stand directly next to the bell of a professional horn player, they often sound like a steamroller, in a non-flattering way.  However, stand in the middle of a concert hall while they play the same thing, and it's as if the heavens opened up and the most beautiful sound in the world echoes through the building.  Same guy, doing the same thing, but that's the nature of the horn, and what really matters is what the audience hears, not what the guy beside you hears.

So now, I'm going to give you my two "rules" of dynamics, and explain how each one makes sense to me, as a trumpet player (I'm thinking from a brass perspective, but I'm sure other instruments can make it apply to them as well).  And they are:

Rule #1: "Piano" means "soft," and "soft" means "not prickly."

Rule #2: "Forte" means "strong." Vegeta is strong, Nappa is not.

These might sound odd right off the bat, so let's go into more detail.

First, consider piano.  What's the mistake you expect a beginning brass student to make when they play a passage softly?  Easy, not enough air, support, or "body" to the sound, and it fizzles and dies.  I've even heard this happen to string students, they try so hard to be soft that the sound crackles like a bad microphone.  The horn professor back in Hyrule had my favourite way of getting students to get over this: have them play it mezzo-forte or louder, and then play it "the same intensity and direction and support, just less volume."  And it worked.  Here in Termina, Obi-Wan had an idea that "piano is a colour," which was essentially a way to get his students to use a "forte" amount of air, but sweeten the sound out so that it comes across to the listener as being softer than it is.

Both of these approaches are true, and both are very good ways to conceptualize "softness."  My way of conceptualizing it is to think of soft as a texture, as opposed to prickly.  When the player isn't adequately supporting, their sound becomes full of bubbles and holes and burrs and shit... basically, it becomes "prickly."  Playing with a soft, velvety texture allows a full use of air.  Look at freshly-dyed velvet; it's not faded, it's full of vibrant, solid, pure ink.  That is soft.  Of course, the decibel level IS physically lower, but that ends up being a by-product of having the proper texture of tone.  It will have less volume, but more importantly, it will actually be a softer note.

Now, for the controversial one... forte.  What does forte mean to a trumpet player... the bane of strings and woodwinds everywhere.  Well, it's along the same lines, but it's actually quite a bit deeper than piano.






Take a look at these two fine gentlemen.  For those of you who missed the 1990s, the one on the left is Nappa, and the one on the right is Vegeta, the primary antagonists (and in Vegeta's case, eventual triagonist) of the first story arc of Dragon Ball Z.  And they also present an excellent example of what inexperienced players think loud is, versus what I believe a correct loud to actually be.

When these two Saiyans land on Earth, the heroes instantly single out Nappa as their primary concern, and he actually fights them by himself for the first little while, with Vegeta throwing in comments and barking out orders on occasion.  What the Earth's finest didn't realize is that size ≠ strength.  So, inexperienced players, with their often shrill or bland tone, play louder by filling the room with MORE of a shrill or bland tone, and this really does nothing but hurt peoples' ears.

Vegeta is the real strength of this operation.  Sure, he may look smaller, but to Saiyans, size really means nothing.  Size is secondary.  Vegeta has a higher level of chi, or power/energy, depending on whether you go by the manga or the anime.

And that's really what it's about.  Forte, strong, loudness, is about filling the room with a FULL, VIBRANT, BRILLIANT sound, not just a "loud and no other quality but loud" tone.  Nappa is big, and just big, and he was easily dispatched by Goku.  Vegeta was powerful, and gave the Earth's heroes a huge run for their money.  From this, we discover that there are two errors often made by inexperienced trumpet players.  The first, of course, is what I said before:  making more of a sub-par tone colour, and calling that loud.  True, the decibel level goes up, but it's not STRONG, which is the literal translation of the Italian word forte.  It's like, having a whole keg of a weak beer, rather than just a pint, doesn't make the beer stronger.

The second mistake, and this is an odd but common one (especially for players who were often told "you're too loud, stop smacking the audience in the face!"), is to attempt to bring up the volume, but do so with a soft, piano tone.  Even a mezzo-forte tone.  Notice what I said above: "forte is filling the room with a full, vibrant, brilliant tone."  The trumpet is a naturally brilliant instrument.  That's why we play it, rather than cornet, or some odd kind of soprano Bb or C horn that probably exists but I'm too lazy to look it up (or a descant horn, I guess).  Players who have fallen to the trap of the first error, loud in an unpleasant way, often try to remedy it with this.  The answer is not to take anything away from what the player was doing, it's to FILL THE TONE until it matches the dynamic level.  If your playing is crass and therefore incorrectly loud, the answer isn't necessarily to play softer, it's to add beauty until your volume makes sense.  And as a bonus, this will actually sound easier on the ear, and BLENDS!  A proper, full sound will fit in an ensemble, even when the player is nearing the top of their dynamic register (though, this probably never happens in actual orchestra playing).

I should just throw in: THIS DOES NOT GIVE YOU LICENSE TO PLAY YOUR LOUDEST AT EVERY FORTISSIMO.  There's still the matter of being tasteful.  This does, however, give you the license to not be AFRAID to play the trumpet in a full way.  A real orchestral trumpet player rarely needs to strain for a dynamic, no matter how many f's are on the page, because they can ride the wave of the rest of the brass section.  And when they do need to put more power behind it, keeping it beautiful, vibrant, colourful, and brilliant will also keep it pleasant to the ear, and balance better with the rest of the ensemble, meaning you won't APPEAR to be "loud for the sake of being loud" like so many non-brassers assume us trumpets are (especially those, like me, who like to goof around and play up the stereotype in a non-serious way outside of rehearsals).

Here's a case study for you: go out and listen to Bud Herseth.  Listen to basically anything the CSO released between 1948-2001.  It's my firm belief that, from what I've heard of them so far, Bud has never played an incorrect dynamic caught on tape.  In fact, let me give you a recording.


I'll even help you out more, here's the first trumpet part.  Don't mind the minor blip at nine after rehearsal 10, it gets back on track.  Listen to the pianissimo at rehearsal 13 in the first movement.  Sure, it's actually fairly high in decibels, but he plays with such a velvet, "precious" tone colour, that we hear it as having a "solo soft" quality.  Same thing at six before 19.  Then, compare that to the fortissimo back at rehearsal 9.  He's not overtly trying to blast, because he's filling the room with his radiating, vibrant, colourful sound.  This man knows how to make a dynamic happen.  It's worth listening to him in their Solti recording of Beethoven 5, the fourth movement is balanced wonderfully, I would say even better than the Mahler above.  It's not that he's not doing extremes in dynamics, it's that the WAY he does them is by using tone colour to his advantage, and that makes it happen SO MUCH more effectively than mindless blasting or holding back to the point of not properly sustaining the tone.  That's part of why this guy is my trumpet idol, he knows just what to do to get the job done in an orchestra.


So, that's my rant, and I hope you guys either learned something, or at the very least, don't think I'm a delusional, misguided fool who'll never succeed with that attitude.  Next time... well, maybe a little Christmas surprise if I remember/have time, but if I don't... MOAR MUSIC.

Monday, December 10, 2012

One term down, three to go...

Hey internet.  I'm listening to Berlin play Tchaik 4 as I write this.  Since you totally were wondering.  It was actually in my top three symphonies for a little while, though that was before I knew Mahlers 1 and 3, and its younger brother Tchaik 2, which I enjoy more due to the personal connection (in that I've actually played it, and it was one of my strongest concerts to date, plus the ending is just so comically triumphant and it makes me very happy).

I'm gonna try to not sound too bummed out, because I really shouldn't be.  Jeez, this whole blog's been a real downer for the past couple life-related posts, hasn't it?  First term's over, I somehow got my Biblio paper "written," and I'm generally doing successful in school and classes and ensembles sometimes and stuff.

I had a bad concert last week.  We performed Britten's Four Sea Interludes from Peter Grimes and Handel's Dettingen Te Deum, as I may have mentioned last time.  And... wow... that lineup was really hard on me. >.< I was playing Trumpet 3: Director's Cut for the Britten, and I ended up having to drop a lot of the unison parts of the second movement, which was probably noticeable since my picc sound is so different from the other guys' C sounds, but I kind of sort of maybe got some of that nasty run after rehearsal four.  To be honest, I kind of blocked the memory from my mind, so I *think* I got the high concert D, but I can't be sure.

The Handel, on the other hand, was another story.  I actually started the first two movements much stronger than I expected, but the stupid amount of trumpet lines caught up to me.  And then... the worst happened.  I farted all over the introduction to the sixth movement, the trumpet and bass duet.  Kind of the most important movement to get right.  It was definitely the most embarrassing moment of the term for me, and the next concert's so far away that I don't have a way to "redeem myself" before people forget about it.  Which I know sounds unnecessary, but I'd really rather there be a big show sooner rather than later, so instead of people thinking "Oh look, he improved," they'd think "Oh look, he's actually not as bad as Handel led me to believe."  Which is me being immature.  I admit it.  I'm sure eventually I'll be glad I had the experience to do a bad show so that I know mentally how to deal with it, but... that's later and this is now.  So I'm going to be bitter.  So THERE.

(Wrote this paragraph as an afterthought, so I'm almost at the end of the third movement of Tchaik, at the part where it quotes the fourth movement... or... vice-versa, I guess) I guess the thing about this that's the most humbling is the fact that... well... real trumpet players CAN do this.  There are shows out there that are worse.  Apparently Handel's Music for the Royal Fireworks is an even MORE tiring trumpet part, and looking at the excerpts, I can tell.  But... real players can pull it off.  And I can't.  Not yet.  So... that's not acceptable.  I NEED to be able to do this.  No getting away with "oh, that was a hard show, you did your best."  NO.  Not allowed.  So it's time to get back to practicing, cuz my best better pick up the pace.

So I'm ditching Termina and heading back to Hyrule for a couple weeks, later this week.  It's going to be nice to see people again.  I mean, I am making some pretty good friends here, but I've generally been less social than I have been in the past (part of this because of not being in a youth orchestra, and part because I'm practicing on average 2-3x as long per day as I did last year).  Damn guys the second movement just started playing, I love this one... sorry, easily distracted.  As I was saying... being less social in general.  I'm actually curious as to whether that'll carry on when I go back home, playing 4-5 hours a day and pissing off the folks (maybe I'll go to the school some days so they don't have to deal with it, maybe not, idk).  I can't imagine why it wouldn't, except that I won't be entirely on my own schedule and have to conform to the family's routine, so there's that.

So I'm applying for like five or six summer programmes, I've decided, which means... audition DVDs!  Totally using the grad degree as a (legitimate) excuse to not be able to travel or spend money on auditions, meaning I have to record a bunch over the next two months (I'll end up making a big graph to see which recordings I could technically do back-to-back without stopping the camera, might make bookings easier).  I want to do a few over the break, back home, though I'd also rather get some done here in January, since I'd have more practice time, and get to have a lesson or two with Yoda first.  There's two in particular I'm hoping for, due to complementary schedules and excellent opportunities/resume lines, though if nothing goes through, there's always the Pallet Town Ping Pong Festival (which I'd love to do, don't get me wrong I really enjoy it, but another programme that I REALLY SHOULD go to overlaps with the end a bit).

Okay, I'm gonna go continue to reorganize my iPhone music library (whyyyyyyy didn't I splurge for a 16GB device?).  I leave you with this awesome masterclass from Tanglewood, it's about an hour, but really worth the watch.  Ohhey, the third movement's starting up, I love this one, too!  K, peace out, y'all.